Walla Walla, Washington.
It was announced today that 4th Gear Flyer -- in conjunction with Jarrett Adult Entertainment, Mr. Dirk Inflatable Activewear, legendary Italian filmmaker Michelangelo Antonioni, and the James Brown Memorial Family Trust -- will toss 30 million bucks worth of high octane fuel on the raging fire of mat stoke by initiating a pro mat surfing tour!!!
Huntington Beach will be the very first contest venue, in order to commemorate the 23rd anniversary of the OP Pro riot in 1986. A bikini contest limited to blond white chicks will be a part of the 80's-style festivities, as will a burning police cruiser on the beach! And, to top off the retro-pro-party ... Bronzed Aussie Boys Calenders will be given out free by local motorcycle enthusiasts!
Contestants will be selected from an elite group of mat surfers who have proven their mettle in the water. Should any openings remain after the first contest heats are seeded, hopefuls can throw their name into the hat by wiring $5000 USD into 4GF's Paypal account.