Not to be outdone by the corporate clothing weasels who lavish untold thousands of dollars on "surfers" who get dragged into death defying slabs by jetskis, we here at 4th Gear Flyer are announcing a photo contest to determine the smallest wave ridden by a mat rider in 2010.
First prize? One hundred thousand big ones!*
Competitors must submit photographic evidence of their smallest wave ridden in the year 2010. Judges will measure wave face height (or lack thereof) and factor in onshore wind velocity, height of tide, size of rider smile, and anything else that makes the wave in question undesirable to the mainstream surf media.