May 2, 2012

It's Only Been 3 Days!

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Charlie, NY and sushi are the stuff of legal nightmares these days!

Our man in Malibu, Charlie Sheen, is in the news again. Apparently, he's threatening to sue a strip club in NY for the use of his name in a "private" portion of the establishment. The details of the private room are far too salacious for us to reveal...but there's no reason we can't provide an apropos link!

This news really puts a damper on 4GF's epic idea to change the name of "Surfmatters" to "Charlie's Room."

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3 comments:

Piskian said...

You're losing the plot,Sheen!I'm lucky enough to be able to sample the delights of nyotaimori every night!Do I sue you for using my surname as the title of you most famous horror film?Do I?!
Get some octopus balls,man.

Piskian said...

Hey Sheen!You're becoming "beige"!I eat nyotaimori style every night,and I'm classy enough not to sue your sorry arse over your use of my surname in your lameass horror flick "The Wraith".Suck my takoyaki,mate!

GRAYMAN said...

He says he's not happy but THE EVIDENCE would suggest that he's been earning a pretty penny on the fruits of those girls' labour.

G