Yup, that's the word on the street. After his new series Anger Management folds, whether it be two weeks or 10 years, Charlie is kissing off the entertainment industry.
"It's all about getting back to the surf," Sheen told TMZ cameras as he was leaving the domicile of a reputed lady of the evening. "The way I look at it, if my surf mats get bone dry between go outs, then that's too much time out of the water!"
Well said, Charlie!
Regardless of what he is claiming about giving Hollywood the kiss-off, Charlie has been rumored to be in negotiations with the producers of the viral vid-hit, "Flipper, Jaws and Reptile" to purchase the remake rights. Apparently, he intends to go over Niagra Falls on a 4GF surf mat...not just as a stunt, but as a second act climax in a dramatic feature film!
"At some point in my character's story arc, I plan to make it with three babes named Flipper, Jaws and Reptile," Sheen explained. "That's the title tie-in!" he gloated, pleased with his creative acumen.
A long time Sheen nemesis, Piskian, had plenty to say about that in his mat riding/show-biz blog, "Cinema Blow Up."
"Charlie Sheen, stuck in his perennial fail-mode, has mucked it up again with his latest hare-brained scheme! First of all, I've already locked-up the remake rights to FJ&R. Secondly, refocusing the title-related theme of the film from three lovable inflatable characters to three tarts is blasphemous! Does this sorry excuse for a man have no conscience???"
"Conscience, schmonscience!" Sheen fired back on Twitter.
More on this broiling controversy as details emerge...
2 comments:
As long as the money holds out sheen will never have a dry bone.
Guerdon
Ha!
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