Apparently, the "international afterglow" of Oktoberfest didn't make it the shores of the UK this fall!
G-Man -- the self-appointed head-wanker of the UK mat surf crowd -- took it upon himself to publicly trash, dis, bash, castigate and otherwise excoriate the American water-born institution known as "Voit Duck Feet."
(G-Man recuperating after another long, flat British Isle summer...)
In a recent Duck-Foot-specific posting, Mr. G took it upon himself to assess the legendary American swim fin after a half of a go-out! Then he threw them up for sale before the saltwater had even dried!!!
After tossing out a few weakly-leveraged compliments regard the Duckies, G-Man goes on to toss the baby out with the bathwater by relegating the epic flipper design to the last century!
(Last century...you gotta problem with dat?)
Stunned, Surfmatters initiated a police investigation into the inner workings of the science behind this so-called "fin test." What we learned was shocking...a woman claiming to be the UK representative for Da Fins was "on hand" for the festivities!
No further comment needed. Game, set, match: Voit Duck Feet!
(In your face, UKMS! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!)
Lawsuits being filed on both sides of the pond as we speak...