To: Paul Gross
The attached photo and caption are submitted for inclusion in your blog. The photo was taken after a day of surfmatting last month at Santa Rosa Beach. FL upon my trusty Omni.
I'm working on some appropriate nose-art. The shark survived the experience and was released unharmed.
YAWS AND JAWS
In the current, sharks can't evade
Because for speed, this mat was made
Across the trough, curl, or crest,
It cuts and carves, first and best.
4th GEAR RULES!
With apologies to Burma Shave (no sand sharks were injured in any way in the making of this photo)