Nov 17, 2014

The Birds and the Bees, According to 4GF ...

Great news from Neil and Audi Pye...the newest 4GF Team Rider was born on November 12, 2014!
 
 Maxwell Johannes Pye
  
 
But how does something like this happen to a "confirmed mat rider" like Neil? Let's break it down...
  
Most cool guys start out on their road to coolness by riding a mat... 
 
 
 
 
  
 
  
 
 
Then the aforementioned little blokes look around and start to notice...all the yucky girls are riding mats too!
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
When blokes get older, it dawns on us... Hey, chicks aren't so yucky after all !
 

 
  
 
 
 

 
 
  
 
 
 
 
It's an awkward age for us guys (any age) so we hang out with weird friends to deflect our insecurities.
 
 Coonskin caps are a slam dunk icebreaker at parties or on the beach...
 
 
But we can't help ourselves when a female mat rider shamelessly toys with our hormones...
 
 
 
 
Our reactions, predictably, are adolescent...




But we mature. Mat in hand, we begin to socialize with more confidence. First in casual groups...


 

 

 
 

Then we start chatting up the ladies one-on-one, usually opening with some douchy line about how close mats are to nature, etc...
 


 

Then we graduate to more serious bullshit, like the time we faced down triple overhead Pipeline on a surf mat...
 
"Twenty feet, and there I was!"


But somehow, someway, we manage to get lucky in spite of ourselves...




 


 
We start leaving mat-centric love notes...


 
Then this happens...




  
So, in a nutshell, here's a flow chart...

Lonely guy (Neil) ...
 
 
...meets hot, single chick (Audi) ...
 
 
 Neil gets lucky...
 

 And a new 4GF customer is born!
 
 
Congrats to Neil and Audi and Maxi !!!
 




2 comments:

Matt23 said...

Congratulations!!!

pranaglider said...

Thanks PG I always wondered how it all worked! congrats to the new Mom and Dad!