Nov 8, 2018

69 Year Old Man Sues To Lower Age To 49 ...



All he has to do is buy a surfmat and be instantly transported back to age 9!

Details here ...

4 comments:

gogglefog said...

I suppose that if people can pick their gender they can pick their own age too.

Geoffrey Levens said...

I wanna pick my species. And it likely won't be human!

Paul Gross said...

Geoffrey wins the "Surfmatters Comment Of The Year" award!

Geoffrey Levens said...

Cool!!! Thank you. Is the prize free plastic surgery to remove my belly button? Already been considering that.

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