Jun 23, 2024

More Ruminations From Mat Max

 


Hi PG,
 
The latest controversy Down Under is a raging debate as to whether or not wetsuits actually keep you warm! Of course it was me who sparked this blasphemous indignation. I'm claiming that cold water washing through negates any qualities of insulation. However I am a minority of one. 
 
The rest of the crew here in Gisborne staunchly deny the obvious fact that wetsuits are purely a fashion statement reflecting weak minded group think. Utilizing the afore mentioned theory of surfmatting relativity I suggest foregoing buying that new 4/5 and purchasing another 4GF so as to further the quest for eight-billion sales worldwide. Furthermore, a class action lawsuit against all wetsuit manufacturers would go a long way towards earning enough money to buy the whole planet...
 
Cheers,
 
Max

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