Hi PG,
The latest controversy Down Under is a raging debate as to whether 
or not wetsuits actually keep you warm! Of course it was me who sparked 
this blasphemous indignation. I'm claiming that cold water washing 
through negates any qualities of insulation. However I am a minority of 
one. 
The rest of the crew here in Gisborne staunchly deny the obvious 
fact that wetsuits are purely a fashion statement reflecting weak 
minded group think. Utilizing the afore mentioned theory of surfmatting 
relativity I suggest foregoing buying that new 4/5 and purchasing 
another 4GF so as to further the quest for eight-billion sales 
worldwide. Furthermore, a class action lawsuit against all wetsuit 
manufacturers would go a long way towards earning enough money to buy 
the whole planet...
Cheers,
Max

 
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