Apr 28, 2012

Best/Worst Dressed Mat Riders!


Yahoo(!) News really laid the wood to irrelevant journalism by breaking down the sartorial tastes of the latest batch of NFL draftees. Frankly, it's this kind of reporting that sets the internet apart from the trivial nonsense they used to shove down our throats back in the day of Edward R. Murrow!

Surfmatters would love to keep pace with Yahoo...so we're throwing out the same question to our readers. Put on your Tim Gunn glasses and let us know, who is the best and worst dressed of this widely disparate lot of mat surfers?


Keep in mind that when a mat rider isn't wearing boardshorts or a wettie, it's just a transitional phase between the next time he or she is wearing boardshorts or a wettie...


























5 comments:

Piskian said...

It just has to be Benny Hill removing grip from mats for the purist matters,or Obi Wankenobi with the numpty in the wetty.
Just as well you didn't catch me in me furry "Dragnet P.A.G.A.N"shorts!

PG said...

First of all, Benny wasn't removing the grips from a surf mat...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DWmfx0Iz3Zc/Svyeo85i2TI/AAAAAAAAAkU/6cIkq7fcdA8/s400/benny+hill+cheeky.jpg


Secondly, Obi Wan Kenobi in a wetty is disqualified since this is about dry-dock wear,


And lastly, we found a shot of Piskian in his Dragnet Pagan shorts...

http://media.myspacepimper.com/content/image/funny/funny_410.jpg

Surfsister said...

I vote for Steiny and that kick ass paisley shirt! He's the best dressed. Always.

Piskian said...

Agh!Denied!May I propose any proponent of facial topiary,especially paried with marginally illegal tight budgie-smugglers?

PG said...

Budgie Smugglers are off limits. Always have been, alway will...