Jun 8, 2016

Ancient Secret Revealed !!!

Here's a graphic representation of why you should get into mat surfing...

In the top photo, observe the heretofore loser making his way down the road for a go-out. A bit overweight, poor posture, and a sloppy walking gait.

Upon his return, after only one go out on a mat, he's some 30 pounds lighter, with an admiring female in tow.

Anthropologists call this "The Inflatable Male Halo Effect." Tracing back to the paleolithic era, males of a variety of species rely on puffing themselves up to become more attractive to females. This ancient secret can be yours with the simple transition to mat surfing!


Unknown said...

Inspiration indeed

mike said...

Shark has officially been jumped.Enough now!