Shit Mat Surfers say;" we should do a mat one."
Shit Mat Surfers say"Agh,should have ridden my (insert alternative surfmat here) today instead".
shit i say to myself because there are very few matters in santa cruz. id mat that.. if if was on my mat i would have made that tube. mat attack. i feel like a pelican. taken from what surfers say. oops. ahh i just got pounded wheres my mat. damm i could go on and on
Shit Mat Surfers Say...when it's two feet and blown out:"It's perfect...and no one's out!"Shit Mat Surfers Say...when looking at vids of Teahoopu:"If that was a right, I'd surf it on a mat!"Shit The Same Mat Surfer Says...when looking at vids of Shipstearn Bluff:"If that was a left, I'd surf it on a mat!"
Dude, it's always overhead!OMG! Too much air!Blow Me!George Would Go!George Went!Who's George anyway!What is a mat clown!Mat surfers do it softer!
"Id have made that on a mat".
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