The legendary BBC Radio program "Desert Island Discs" turned 70 years old today!
The subject of desert islands brings up an interesting question:
If you're a pudgy, near-sighted mat geek...
...and you're stranded on an island with perfect surf...
...who would you rather be stuck with?
A guy named Gunther with an unlimited brewing capacity...
...or Brigitte Bardot (1960's era) and a surf mat?
Submit your answer in the Comments Section.
The winner will be chosen based on humor and originality...and I'm not going to lose any sleep if no one else agrees with my choice! The point is to generate some laughs, and give Surf Sister another 20 bucks. The winner gets bragging rights to the donation.
(And yes, that really is Brigitte Bardot on a surf mat!)
8 comments:
PG- Are we talking the Bardot of our youth? brave and beautiful? Or National Front voting racist homophobe BB?
I will take the Bardot of our youth and French translations of Zinn, Chomsky, and MLK. Oh, and a 5th Gear Fyler and a couple patch kits.
Steiny
I choose gunther with the beers, the actual bardot looks like gunther after he has drunk the complete beer factory ....
has we say here "c'est la vie"
tom
A youthful Bardot, she could ride my blue streak anytime.
(word verification panting!)
Contrariwise,I'd take Gunther.After imbibing all his concoctions,the "beer goggles"'d make him look like Bardot...
That would require A LOT of beer, Piskian!
If BB is the only one who brought along a mat, then it's a no-brainer. But I'm already cringing at the agonizing guilt when I take her surfmat and abandon her alone on shore while I spend the day on the reef with my mistress.
Did anyone bring swim fins?
Mary Ann forever and always.
Ah, what was the question?
I take Bardot and the mat. This is her now:
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I could use her skin to make a fleet of mats, pass the offcuts on to Steiny as repair patches and restore her to her former glory in the process!
She might even weave me some fins out of bamboo in gratitude.
EVERYONE'S A WINNER!!!
(Except you Gunther... Sorry Old Bean)
G
PS Should we call her Bigot Bardot now?
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