Nov 18, 2012

From Guerdon...

(Not Guerdon...but destined to ride a Fatty?)


"For surf mat sizing, how about using terms usually reserved for business suit sizing? 

I would be a portly cadet. You could be a evertrim long, with the tearaway exit."

Guerdon


7 comments:

PG said...

The whole "tearaway exit" concept is both disgusting and thrilling at the same time...

:)

PG said...

I'm sure Piskian will weigh in on the sizing premise Guerdon proposes...after all, as a thespian of some note, costuming (on land or water) is his life.

tuskedbeast said...

Whenever I hear the terms "cadet" and "portly". I can't help but think of Zachary All, and also "Eddie Are You Kidding".

PG said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8lDCXv6Fr4

PG said...

:)

pranaglider said...

I need the knits
The double knits!
I'm coming over shortly
Because I am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In a fifty dollar suit-
Whew!
Eddie, are you kidding?

Piskian said...

Well,I don't feel qualified to comment on gentlemens suiting;as my most recent work was a Butoh performance!However,I have learnt that in matriding,as in most other prone pursuits,"dressing"on the correct side can yield untold benefits.And steer clear of wetsuits cut on the bias...remember,this year's harlequinesque phenom will inevitably run out of steam.I predict 2013 will be The Year of the Neoprene Kilt...