Our own Mister Dirk has had many adventures during his illustrious life...including multiple trips to the Antarctic!
His commitment to the waterborne craft of surfing, however, remains unsurpassed...especially when it comes to surf mats. Like most of us, he holds his favorite inflatables near and dear!
That said, his most recent behavior has sounded alarm bells amongst his closest friends and family. As he approaches "middle age," it seems Dirk's most cherished (and heretofore repressed) adolescent desires have begun to surface:
His reverence for the self-proclaimed "women's lib advocate" Hugh Hefner...
...combined with Playboy's well-documented association with beach inflatables...
...has triggered an overwhelming desire to cast aside his marriage vows and engage in...
"A Three-Way, Dirk's Way!!!"
2 comments:
I haven't had enough caffeine to ascend to this level of wit, and I'm not sure it's possible :)
Risky Bidness....
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