Nov 3, 2010

Hello Kitty Tat Craze Threatens The Mat Riding World!!!

Surf Sister's new tattoo keeps her landlocked for a week!
Will this disturbing trend keep even more mat riders out of the water?

This is getting out of hand, Paul...

I spent the last week out of the water because of my new tattoo. I was chomping at the bit to get wet today. I got to the break. I suited up. I pulled The Minx out of the car. As I was about to wax her, I looked at the small waves that no one was on. They were over here. The majority of the surfers were over there. Guess what happened? I kept looking at those waves, at the crowd and at my board. Before I knew it, I was sliding the board back into the car. A few minutes later, I was on the sand—blowing up the mat and throwing on some fins.

One of the people I always see at this break said I was grinning from ear to ear on one of my waves. I know there were a couple where I came up whooping. It was yet another perfect session on my mat. I was on my Tracker Squaretail, by the way. I think that mat works better for me than the Standard. I'm wondering if this has something to do with the female anatomy and the fact that we carry most of our body weight lower than men do. It doesn't matter though. Both mats surf beautifully.

This mat thing has got a hold on me. Lord, it must be love!!

SS

4 comments:

Surfsister said...

LOL!!! Those of you who know me are thinking, "Where'd here tan go? And she doesn't seem like the Hello Kitty type to me!" Yeah, I was thinking the same thing!!

My tat has healed/peeled nicely and is now in the itching-like-crazy stage.

Ramsnake said...

A flash will make even the darkest sister look bleached!

Anonymous said...

Now you got Ninja Hello Kitty to go along on the stealth mat ride !!!
Cut up those open faces !!!! COOL TATTOO !!!!!!!!!

Surfsister said...

LOL!! Anonymous, that's not my tattoo, but it is cool, isn't it?

My tat is in the shape of a wave and is filled with polynesian-style art. That Hello Kitty thing just isn't me.