Nov 17, 2008

Top Ten Reasons Not To Go Mat Surfing!

#10 Surf Nazis have taken over your local beach...


#9 Surf Nazis have taken over your local beach...


#8 You're a 6 year old surfer dude, and the beach is crawling with babes...


#7 Your inflatable pin cushion has finally been patented...it's party time!


#6 An orgy has just broken out in your doll cabinet...


#5 The tow-in scene is getting harsh at your favorite left...


#4 An inflatable underwear contest is happening out on the boardwalk...


#3 Mom said, "No mat surfing today!"


#2 Newbie mat rider needs help with personal inflation level...


#1 Your time machine just tossed you back to Blacks Beach, 1971!!!

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